“When I was brought into this world, I could not rob, I could not steal, I could not lie, I couldn’t even cheat, but boy did I have some help learning. You have taught me so well.
So you see, it is not my fault anything I do out there. You have given me the right to. You have almost pushed the button to make me do it. You have pulled the trigger. So anything that I do, is your fault.”

-Jake Roberts